Welcome to the Tesla showroom — where the future is electric, but the leadership is stuck in 1933. Our cars boast cutting-edge technology, rapid acceleration, and a sleek design that embodies progress. Just don’t ask too many questions about the man behind it all — unless you enjoy long-winded monologues about “free thinking” that suspiciously align with the views of 19th-century industrialists.
At Tesla, we believe in innovation, efficiency, and a commitment to... well, whatever our CEO finds amusing this week. Some companies focus on perfecting their products; we prefer a business model driven by sudden, erratic impulses and the occasional public meltdown. While our vehicles might one day take you to Mars, our fearless leader seems more interested in taking society back a few steps.
Come for the groundbreaking electric cars. Stay for the unfiltered opinions, unnecessary feuds, and the lingering question: Is he really a 'genius', or just really loud?
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