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Police urge public to microchip goldfish amid rise in thefts across Essex




Goldfish thefts are up 300% compared to this time last month, police say

Police in Essex are urging goldfish owners to get their pets microchipped following a troubling rise in fish-related thefts.


The announcement comes after several reports of goldfish being stolen from home aquariums, with authorities warning that the trend could be more widespread than previously thought.


“We’ve seen an alarming increase in goldfish disappearances in the last few months,” said Detective Sergeant Finley. “These fish are often taken from homes, gardens, and even pet shops — usually at night when they’re most vulnerable.”


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Thefts have been reported across Colchester, Chelmsford, and Southend, with fish of all sizes disappearing without a trace. In one case, a prized £200 goldfish, named Sir Bubbles, was taken from a local family’s pond, leaving only a trail of disturbed pebbles.


"We were absolutely devastated when Sir Bubbles went missing," said Miss Gills, 38, of Colchester. "We thought he’d swum away, but when the police suggested it might have been stolen, it was a real shock."


In response to the rise in goldfish crime, police have teamed up with local pet stores and animal welfare groups to promote microchipping for aquatic pets.


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"We never thought our goldfish would be at risk," said Brian, a local pensioner. "But after hearing about the thefts, we’re definitely going to get ours chipped. At least this way, if someone tries to sell our fish, we’ll know it's ours."


In addition to microchipping, police are also encouraging goldfish owners to take extra precautions, including securing outdoor ponds with covers and installing surveillance cameras near aquariums.


"You wouldn’t leave your valuables unlocked, so don’t leave your fish unprotected," said Sergeant Finley.


Despite the serious nature of the warning, local residents have found humour in the situation. "I guess we’re going to need a goldfish security system now," said one Colchester resident. "Next thing you know, they'll be suggesting we get them a bodyguard."


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As the police continue their investigation into the rise in the thefts, they have assured the public they are doing everything possible to catch the culprits.


"If you're caught stealing a goldfish, you're swimming in trouble," Sergeant Finley warned. "And you can bet we’ll be on your tail—or rather, your fins."

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