Elon Musk confirmed as alien after product demo goes wrong

In a revelation that shocked absolutely no one, scientists have officially confirmed that Elon Musk is, in fact, an alien. This announcement came after his latest Starlink prototype accidentally phoned home during a product demo.

Musk, speaking at a hastily arranged press conference, shrugged off the news. “I mean, I’ve been dropping hints for years,” he said, pointing to his obsession with Mars, neural interfaces, and building flamethrowers for fun.

The billionaire’s alien identity explains his recent behaviour, reports Dr. Skyler Rockett, a leading extraterrestrial researcher. “Who would think buying Twitter was a good idea?”

“His alien origins might also explain his unusual admiration for figures like Donald Trump,” she added.

Musk admitted his home planet sent him to Earth on a mission to “study primitive lifeforms and their chaotic economies.” He confessed, however, that he might have taken things too far with Dogecoin.

NASA was quick to offer Musk a free ride back to his home planet, with the only condition being he takes all his companies with him.

Meanwhile, shareholders of Tesla and SpaceX are demanding clarity on whether Musk’s alien status violates corporate governance laws. Legal experts are torn, with one commenting, “There’s no precedent, but it’s Elon Musk – of course there’s no precedent.”

As for Musk, he’s promised to “keep things interesting” while he’s still on earth. When asked if he’ll eventually return to where he came from, he smirked, saying “Why go back? The WiFi is better here.”